Sunday, August 24, 2008

Joe Biden Career Political Hack and Natural born ASS

Joe Biden is a U.S. senator from Delaware, first elected in 1972. He was born in Scranton, Pa., in 1942 but now lives in Wilmington. He graduated from the University of Delaware and earned a law degree from Syracuse University graduating 65th in a class of 86. He is a career politician that other than a short stint in a law firm in Wilmington for a couple of months he has never held a job other than public office.

Through his longevity of living off the public dole he has acquired immense knowledge on all maters of our lives, and considers himself an "expert" on Foreign Relations, The Military, Health Care, and who is qualified to sit as a judge on the higher courts.

Now mind you this genius has had no education other than law school which he graduated at the bottom of his class. His primary money backers for his political career have been Bankruptcy lawyers and other members of the Bar.

He is best known by the General public as an Obnoxious ass that tends to engage his mouth before his brain.

Here are a few of his milder statements:

""I've had a great relationship [with East Indians in America]. In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian Americans - moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking." -- Joe Biden, speaking to Indian-Americans.

Biden’s remark that “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.” resonated with black voters.

"“I don’t think John Edwards knows what the heck he is talking about," [when he calls for immediate withdrawal of troops from Iraq.] "John Edwards wants you and all the Democrats to think, ‘I want us out of there,’ but when you come back and you say, ‘O.K., John, what about the chaos that will ensue? Do we have any interest, John, left in the region?’ Well, John will have to answer yes or no. If he says yes, what are they? What are those interests, John? How do you protect those interests, John, if you are completely withdrawn? Are you withdrawn from the region, John? Are you withdrawn from Iraq, John? In what period? So all this stuff is like so much Fluffernutter out there." - Joe Biden

Biden appropriated an inspirational speech by British Labor leader Neil Kinnock. Kinnock told of ancestors who played football after long days underground in the mines, who recited poetry poetry and paved the way for him to become the first in his family to attend college.

When he saw a tape of Kinnock in action, Biden said Thursday, ``it was a connect. I mean, I could tell how that man felt. That's how I feel.``

So he used it - changing the names but little else - at a debate last month in Iowa. But instead of crediting Kinnock, he told the audience he thought of it on the way to the debate.

As a running mate for Barrack the Obamanation we couldn't have asked for a better source of free entertainment. In a an election that should only have been conceived by MAD magazine, rather than a psychotic trip in American reality. John The Traitor McCain might actually have a chance of winning.

Now if we can just keep the Russians acting as they are, thrown in with a few more statements from the mad Persian. The impossible might actually take place and it will be President John McCain. (God Help Us)

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